I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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