Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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