after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
pray to the hookup gods
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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