What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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