FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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