I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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