I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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