He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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