He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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