i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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