just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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