I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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