My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
