I hope mine doesn't look like that
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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