Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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