Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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