He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Your penis caused this!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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