i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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