After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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