no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
