My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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