it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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