i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my shit smells like andre
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
sex in a hospital.. check
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
