When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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