If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Randomize
