let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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