it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Someone shattered a urinal.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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