She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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