i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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