I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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