my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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