i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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