Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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