Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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