none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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