thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
