There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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