Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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