butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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