I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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