i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
