either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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