Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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