He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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