Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
