Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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