No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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