This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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