Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
