I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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