everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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