You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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