I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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